December 2011
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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
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"hey can i borrow -"
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Im about to watch random episodes of Chappelles...
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Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year” And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year” http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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just noticed i never got her number LMAO
rejections a mofo
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That video made me laugh so fucking hard......
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deenoh: bushi-shisei: i wanna do this to the niggas that dont respond to emails when they sell shit on craigslist… no kidding I’d wreck a bitch if I got hit lol. She popped a spectator!!!! LMAO she was just eating her lunch
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Last time i was on tumblr was 4 months ago
see you guys in another 4 months
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